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morning. skunk has coffee, reads the news and checks online too.	skunk heads out for the day dragging his bag. his family waves bye-bye
skunk drives to meet his troops. traffic is bad. (yes skunk has a valid license)	skunk doesn't like stop and go traffic
skunk decides to play,  while the car is safely stopped of course	back seat skunk-aroboics
skunk car surfs, dances, struts his stuff	skunk busts a move. traffic is still stopped
skunk briefly thimnks if traffic doesn't improve he's not sure what he'll do..	sigh... skunk drives on. he's almost there
skunk gathers the troops. here he is on patrol with detergent troops	hunting, hunting everywhere scouring for dirt
no fern left unchecked.  hot work for skunk	tired, skunk and troops take 5
his family visits, they all pose for a photo	Oh no it's lunch time and skunk forgot to bring anything. skunk goes arboreal searching for food.
ah-ha- skunk makes a find. Alas its empty	skunk goes even higher this time
skunk searches for another lunch . it too is empty.	resourceful hungry skunk goes healthy at the market
skunk runs into an old friend by the bannanas	good thing skunk brought money
skunk needs a phone	there are many phones to choose from
skunk tries one	skunk visits another store but the lines are too long
skunk back at home after a long day, checks out the latest cars online	skunk browses around
a cool beer Ahhhh. it's almost dinner	ahh--- nothing like a chaser
skunk likes corned beef	tired skunk and friend snooze after dinner
sleepy time again	zzzzz